did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Shame - the story of my life.
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