dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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