I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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