Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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