I want to walk on stilts...naked
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
