I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
