the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Say something about gay babies.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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