He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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