you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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