Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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