Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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