But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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