is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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