i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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