I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
