I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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