Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
