You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Randomize
