Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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