question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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