Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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