He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
