try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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