I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
