so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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