we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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