it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Randomize
