She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
