Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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