I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
