belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
