It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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