I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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