I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you had me at cake vodka
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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