you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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