I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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