does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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