when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Someone came in the potted fern
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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