There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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