So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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