I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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