Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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