You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
