How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
this hospital has no fireball
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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