is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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