Quick, to the slutcave!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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