They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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