It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize