I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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