was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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