i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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